cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.